Description: It's a slow day at the Cannibal Cult tiki bar. Bartender Ramon Nomar is passing the time with fellow employee Jewelz Blu when manager Joanna Angel walks in, complaining to Jewelz that their last shipment was confiscated by the feds. She warns Jewelz that they better keep an eye out for anyone suspicious poking around, since the entire bar is just a front for laundering money and offing people.

Meanwhile, hipsters Aaron Small Hands and Emma Hix show up outside the bar, looking for the ultra-secret and authentic speakeasy they heard was there. They look for a secret door, but finding nothing, they try shouting different passwords at a camera they see perched above the doorway...