Description: Don't you just hate it when you misplace your phone and you can't remember what the fuck just happened? I mean it was here a minute ago, did it disappear? What kind of sorcery is this? And of course, dad isn't any help! He just sits his ass on the couch relaxing and when I asked him to help me look for it you know what he did? He just took a fucking look around and said it isn't there. I've searched the whole place so I went to check under the bed...