Description: They say there is a silver lining on every cloud, well when a large foreign airline went down the toilet recently, up popped the gorgeous Denise who said she was available for some XXX porno action with your humble host. In fact I had spotted Denise on a flight last year and remember thinking she was a bit kinky by the fact that she was wearing seamed stockings as part of her uniform and heels so high that they would have ripped any escape slide to shreds had there been an emergency.

I also noticd her amazing, sexy eyes. Anyway, I slipped her my business card and heard nothing more until out of the blue I got an email from her asking if I was still looking for girls. Anyway, she had given her uniform back, which was a shame, so we tarted her up in a Sexy Air Stewardess outfit from our, Something for the weekend, boss? range, supplied by our local vendor of Doner Kebabs, Davros. He has a stock of kinky clobber and dodgy DVD's out the back. The clothes are fine but they do have a slight smell of chilli sauce and fried onions, which is dealt with by shoving it all in a washing machine before use!