Description: A good wife and good health are a mans greatest wealth. Unfortunately for this chump, he thought otherwise. He went around telling everyone he was a hotshot stock investor. In reality, the only thing he knew how to do was burn through other peoples money, glued to his phone day and night. When I ran into them at some dingy little caf, he was splurging yet again. And me? Well, I never pass up a chance to be helpful. So while he was busy flushing another stack of someone elses cash down the drain, his darling wife and I made good use of our time, too. We had ourselves a real skin-to-skin in some cozy corners of that caf. But this poor sap was so busy crying over his losses that, through his tears, he still couldnt see he was the only one in that whole place who thought he was a big-time trader.