loading...
Loading image...
X
^
X
Loading image...
Home
X
Go Premium
Tag:
Brazzers

Pornstars Like it Big - Karmen Karma - Whoreschach Test

File: ghem2napoliitbikarkarv7lfyr93ay.mp4
Size: 348.63 MB
Duration: 31:32
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Karmen Karma is consulting with a therapist to deal with a hyperactive sex drive that is starting to spill into her day-to-day life, on top of tempting her to serially cheat on her husband. Fortunately, Dr. Keiran Lee has pioneered a groundbreaking new method of analysis called the Whoreschach Test. But Dr. Lee doesnt quite know what hes dealing with, as Karmen cum walks into his office alongside her husband, putting Dr. Lee on his back foot from the get-go. After finding out the extent of Karmens obsession, the boundaries of Dr. Lees methods are severely tested. It turns out that constantly having sex on ones mind is completely justified and in certain cases, encouraged.

Dirty Masseur - Michele James - That's What Friends Are For

File: ehsbjnadimamicjam8zi6yxozcp.mp4
Size: 426.38 MB
Duration: 41:46
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: After a serious argument, JMac and his girlfriend put their relationship on ice. JMac, now at his wits end, heads to the only person he thinks could help save this relationship, his girlfriends best friend, Michele James. Michele feels up JMac and senses his overwhelming stress! She tells him that all he needs right now is a sexy, oily massage because, as we all know, once you relax the muscles, you relax your mind

Big Tits at Work - Penny Pax - Happy Fucking Birthday

File: aklq7nabitiatwopenpaxgg5u12sdqd.mp4
Size: 316.36 MB
Duration: 30:22
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Penny Pax is watching the clock tick as she prepares to head home after a long day at the office. Unfortunately, Pennys annoying coworker decides that she wants to stick it to her one more time before the long weekend. Her coworker rubs her big, glamorous office birthday party in Pennys face, which puts Penny on the warpath. When Justin Hunt opens the door to the party room, his jaw drops! Penny is looking to cause a little office chaos and shes going to need a little help Who said office birthday parties cant be fun?

Brazzers Exxtra - Lexi Luna - The Boy Toy Deluxe

File: lwjklnabrexlexlunt47rgxivuv.mp4
Size: 438.07 MB
Duration: 40:26
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Lexi Luna finds a note from hubby that reads Gone fishing. Back on Monday Frustrated, she sits down and begins to play with her dildo, but its not enough! She goes online and orders something called the The Boy Toy Deluxe Later in the evening, Lexi impatiently waits for her package. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door She opens the door and is met with a large, man-sized box. She tears it open revealing a naked Lucas Frost with a hard cock! Shes getting more than she bargained for, but who knows, this could be fun Looks like her weekend plans just got filled up!

Hot And Mean - Vienna Black & Kali Roses - Steal My Sex Toy

File: qafuunahoanmeviekalstvdb9wtgu.mp4
Size: 389.70 MB
Duration: 37:46
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Kali Roses has just met her boyfriends family for the first time. When nighttime rolls around, Kali is frisky and ready to fuck her boyfriend, however, is concerned about his parents and sister hearing them through the paper thin walls. Kali starts masturbating, but she just cant get off she decides to sneak into her boyfriends sisters room in hopes of finding a toy to try out. The second Kali finds a vibrator hidden in Vienna Blacks bedside table drawer, Vienna comes home and catches her red handed. After Vienna spots Kali staring at her tits, Vienna decides to give Kali exactly what she came for

Big Wet Butts - Brooke Beretta - Workout Her Ass

File: j1x3mnabiwebubrober8uktmx5dib.mp4
Size: 303.95 MB
Duration: 28:47
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Brooke is working up a sweat in the gym. After a long session, she's ready to up the ante and work out her ass! Her training partner Xander is more than happy to spot her with his hard cock. After soaking her ass in oil, he tears open her leggings and gives her ass the work out it needs.

Brazzers Exxtra - Cali Carter - Baby's Gone Buck

File: 7lwi3nabrexcalcarndjrg3kvgl.mp4
Size: 442.48 MB
Duration: 40:43
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Cali Carter is looking to spice up her love life, but her husband is disinterested. When their neighbor Keiran Lee invites them to a swingers party, Cali thinks its a great idea. Unenthusiastic about the idea and eager to placate his wife, Calis husband rushes to his workshop to build her the sex toy of her dreams. When Calis unimpressed with his work, her husband is forced to act quickly and borrow Keirans Motorbunny Buck. Keiran sets up the device and Cali sends her husband away so she can test out the Motorbunny Buck in peace. Calis prayers are answered and she goes buck wild ridding the Buck and Keiran!

ZZ Series - Karma Rx, Lela Star & Nicolette Shea - Brazzibots: Part 4

File: odmkwnazzsekarlelnic15whkluqtp.mp4
Size: 393.97 MB
Duration: 30:44
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: After Riley's mysterious disappearance, Jessy Jones arrives at the Brazzibot Laboratory in search of his missing colleague. Expecting a fight, Jessy comes in hot, demanding to see his friend. To his surprise, the lab assistant, Karma RX, is happy to bring him straight to Riley. They enter the lab and Jessy is impressed by the advanced technology. Karma RX tries to convince Jessy that the human race is flawed and asks him to join them as they create a new world ruled by Brazzibots. Jessy becomes uncomfortable with the line of questioning and demands to see Riley when suddenly Nicolette and Lela return to the lab and surround him. With no way out, the Brazzibots convince Jessy to fuck them all with his giant cock. Jessy is no match for their sloppy three way blowjob and dripping wet pussies.

Real Wife Stories - Diamond Jackson - A Pot Of Golden Dildos

File: doxu8narewistdiajacpff3ndpfa3.mp4
Size: 453.07 MB
Duration: 39:30
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Diamond Jackson has the luck of the Irish on her side when she discovers a pot of gold in her backyard. Upon closer inspection, the pot is also filled with golden dildos! Everyone knows where's there's a pot of gold, there's a leprechaun not far away. Ricky Spanish is that leprechaun, and he's not only after his gold, he's after Diamond's massive tits and wet pussy! Ricky peeps on Diamond while she tests out her new dildos, and when she catches him, he tells her she must pay a price if she wants to keep his pot of golden dildos! Looks like it'll be a very happy St. Paddy's Day for both, but will the sneaky little leprechaun keep his word?

Big Butts Like It Big - Abella Danger - Twerking Practice

File: hkeypnabibuliitbiabedanhmqqgcp3sc.mp4
Size: 333.21 MB
Duration: 35:12
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Abella is just trying to practice her twerking in peace but her new step brother, Jesse, keeps interrupting her. After she chases him down, he compliments her skills and convinces her to let him record her twerking. Abella is flattered and proceeds to bounce her bubble butt up and down for Jesse. He offers to spice things up a bit and pours oil all over that big booty. When Abella catches him playing with himself while he watches, she offers to bounce her ass on his dick!

Big Tits at Work - Syren De Mer - Red Hot Boss From Hell

File: dmt8xnabitiatwosyrdemerysj3yz2ouq.mp4
Size: 365.10 MB
Duration: 32:57
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Angry big-titted boss Syren De Mer is in no mood for wisecracks, as her employee Xander Corvus soon finds out! Syren is pissed off after seeing how Xander and his coworker's numbers haven't been up to par as of late, and when Xander comments that maybe she'd be in a better mood if she got laid every once in a while, Syren challenges him to put his money where his mouth is! Challenge accepted.

Hot And Mean - Jenna Foxx & Danni Rivers - Bossing Up

File: g9znrnahoanmejendan95l6mwua9h.mp4
Size: 339.12 MB
Duration: 32:40
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Jenna Foxx is a high-powered executive whos recently hired a new secretary, Danni Rivers. However, Danni needs to pick up the slack shes crap at filing and is turning Jennas business affairs into a hot mess. To teach her a lesson, Jenna tells Danni she cant leave the office until shes learned the value of hard work namely, how dedicated she can be at making the both of them cum.

Real Wife Stories - Bonnie Rotten - Dirty Tourism

File: baovmnarewistbonrotycubgxvnoa.mp4
Size: 481.38 MB
Duration: 35:37
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Bonnie Rotten and her squeaky-clean husband check into a hotel for a romantic getaway, but they have no idea what's in store for them! When the hotel receptionist, Quinton James assures them their room is equipped to help them live out their wildest fantasies, Mr. Rotten has a sneaking suspicion something isn't right. When they enter their room and see a wide array of dildos and sex toys, his suspicions are confirmed. He angrily storms off to complain to the manager, while Bonnie lets her curiosity get the best of her, experimenting with a vibrator on her pussy. Quinton checks in on Bonnie to make sure everything is to her satisfaction, and when he suggests he help demonstrate how her hotel room can open up a world of unknown pleasures, Bonnie takes him up on his offer!

ZZ Series - Lela Star - Brazzibots: Part 3

File: pbooznazzselelstasv27pafbrs.mp4
Size: 292.81 MB
Duration: 30:25
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Xander Corvus and his wife are ignorant about the details of early Brazzibot models going haywire. Lela Star, their maid Brazzibot 2.0, has been a dream housekeeper, cleaning and organizing their household with meticulous precision. One morning, though, Lela starts to malfunction while Xander watches an emergency broadcast questioning whether Brazzibots 2.0 are what they seem, alluding to previous hyper-sexual rampages. As Lelas latent sexuality emerges, it seems like only a matter of time before she ransacks the entire house. It turns out theres only one way to stop a Brazzibot maid model rampage, and its downright dirty.

Real Wife Stories - Angelina Diamanti - I'm A Professional

File: iuahrnarewistangdia4esrexcloa.mp4
Size: 410.50 MB
Duration: 36:22
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Angelina's husband would rather binge his favorite TV show than fuck her, and it's finally tipped her over the edge. When she finds a flyer for a professional cheater, she decides to give it a go. Keiran arrives and gives her the run down on how best to cheat and they head to the bedroom to start their fucking. Angelina's husband come home and interrupts them. Luckily for them, Keiran is a professional! He has Angelina answer the door and get rid of her husband while he fucks her from behind, a real classic move! Unfortunately, her husband is not so easy to get rid of. He enters the room and catches them in the act! Instead of being angry, he actually pays Keiran to fuck his wife in front of him! After a sloppy sex romp Keiran says adieu and leaves the happy couple behind.

Big Tits at Work - Alice Judge - Internally Yours

File: y79ipnabitiatwoalijudjfecekrd76.mp4
Size: 367.16 MB
Duration: 30:23
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Alice Judge meets her new intern, Danny D, and she's delighted by the sight of her potential new office boy toy. Danny, however, is all business, and doesn't even notice when she flaunts her tits and ass in her face. Alice thinks she's lost her touch, but when it's 500 and the work day is done, her productive intern switches gears from business, to pleasure! Looks like Alice has found the perfect intern afterall!

Real Wife Stories - Romi Rain - Hungry For Spring Breakers: Part 2

File: y5fhknarewistromrai7bk6wyyava.mp4
Size: 461.31 MB
Duration: 40:50
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: When Romi Rain's husband finds out she fucked a frat boy while he was asleep, he kicks her out of their motel room and tells her to find her own way back home. Stranded in nothing but her lingerie, timid Spring Breaker Van Wylde offers for her to use his room to get changed. Romi's still got an appetite for sex, however, and we she realizes Van is ripe for the picking, she decides to keep her new Spring Break tradition alive by getting fucked by another frat boy, this time in the ass, much to the dismay of her husband!

Hot And Mean - India Summer & Sloan Harper - Candid Candidates

File: zqbwrnahoanmeindsloneaqgylfcq.mp4
Size: 294.73 MB
Duration: 34:29
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: India Summer is running for City Council, barnstorming through a local neighborhood, when she knocks on Sloan Harper's door, who just so happens to be running against her! It's Sloan's first run at politics, and she invites inside India to talk, but things quickly get heated when the veteran, India, mocks Sloan's inexperience, among other things! Sloan likes pussy, and she's got a feeling India might secretly like it too! Sloan decides to test out her theory, but will she be able to sway India's 'vote'?

Teens Like It Big - Anastasia Knight - My Stepsister Sucks

File: laxwvnateliitbianakniwijc6rubhc.mp4
Size: 404.81 MB
Duration: 40:27
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Anastasia Knights annoying stepbrother JMac is home for college for the weekend, and her mom insists they share Anastasias room. The tempting teen tries to drive JMac out of her space by making him uncomfortable most notably by watching porn on her phone and masturbating. But JMac wont go down without a fight he whips out his dick and jerking off, giving Anastasia a taste of her own medicine. When Anastasia gets a glimpse of JMacs big dick, she realizes sharing a room might not be so bad after all

Real Wife Stories - Riley Steele - Her Wife Wants Me

File: glqrjnarewistrilstekyr2hrezkr.mp4
Size: 347.70 MB
Duration: 28:34
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Riley's been craving some dick for a long time but it's something her wife just can't give her. When Keiran is invited over to help Riley's wife finish some last minute business, Riley finds the cock she's been looking for. It doesn't take much to convince Keiran to fuck her, especially when she crawls under the table and puts his big cock in her mouth! Riley's in for the fuck of a lifetime and she couldn't be happier.

Milfs Like it Big - Danielle Derek - Writer's Cock Block

File: dshelnamiliitbidanderzomnqckmqd.mp4
Size: 444.31 MB
Duration: 32:14
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Danielle Derek is facing some serious writers block as she tries to finish the manuscript for her erotic novel. Frustrated, Danielle decides to pull out her handy vibrator for a little inspiration. As she gets lost in the moment rubbing her pussy, Danielle is rudely interrupted by loud music coming from the neighbor Tyler Nixons yard. Danielle goes to give him a piece of her mind and decides he owes her a little satisfaction

ZZ Series - Abigail Mac & Nicolette Shea - Brazzibots: Part 2

File: 6w3ypnazzseabinicxrqig6xrax.mp4
Size: 438.83 MB
Duration: 38:18
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Alex Legend surprises his wife Abigail Mac with a special gift Brazzibot Nicolette Shea! Abigails less than pleased he blew so much money on a robot that is until Nicolette starts making dinner. As Nicolette cooks, Abigail relaxes and reads a magazine. Little does she know, Nicolette is keeping her husband busy with a blowjob Later that night, Abigail thanks Alex by wearing her sexy lingerie. They fool around in bed until they realize Nicolettes watching from the doorway. Abigails upset until Nicolette walks over and showcases her vibrating finger function. The couple cant help but enjoy their new Brazzibot to the fullest and their Brazzibot loves them too or does she?

Real Wife Stories - Romi Rain - Hungry For Spring Breakers: Part 1

File: p8ti9narewistromraiqi4un257kz.mp4
Size: 480.96 MB
Duration: 41:03
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Romi Rain and her husband are hoping to spend a romantic weekend in Florida together, but they've booked a vacation during Spring Break! Romi's husband can't stand the noise coming from Xander Corvus' frat party next door, so Romi tries to take his mind off of it by slipping into some sexy lingerie for him. Her husband, however, can't enjoy himself with all the noise, and decides to go give the frat boys a piece of his mind. When he returns, dejected after not having been able to discipline the Spring Breakers, he heads to the shower, then goes to sleep, leaving horny Romi by herself. She decides to pay frat boy Xander a visit, and decides to have her own private sex party with him instead!

Real Wife Stories - Katana Kombat - Nice To Meat You

File: cvekcnarewistkatkomv4r9ygt6mt.mp4
Size: 440.34 MB
Duration: 45:25
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Charles Dera has just moved into his new home, and receives a visit from his new neighbor, Katana Kombat. Katana comes bearing gifts, but it's not your typical welcome basket! While Charles looks through the items, which include whipped cream and massage oil, Katana strips down to her nylons, stunning Charles when he sees her gorgeous tits! Charles in in for the warmest welcome he could have ever hoped for!

Real Wife Stories - Katrina Jade - Cum And Paste

File: 4rthwnarewistkatjadhn88e8brqo.mp4
Size: 363.24 MB
Duration: 31:37
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Katrina Jade loves a good dick pic. She loves them so much, in fact, that she spent years snapping photos of dudes dicks and cataloguing them in a naughty little scrapbook. While her new husband was supposed to be her very last entry, Katrina stumbles upon a final pesky page in her book that she feels the need to fill up. When delivery man Keiran Lee shows up at her door with a big package, Katrina cant help but ask for a photo for her collection and, of course, Keiran is more than happy to help her out wouldnt you be?

Big Tits at Work - Madison Ivy - What's The Problem

File: k3inenabitiatwomadivykivxnw9ylp.mp4
Size: 342.75 MB
Duration: 33:18
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Madison is all business when it comes to her job. As a building maintenance worker she is used to helping people with their problems. When Xander calls her up to fix a faulty light, he is shocked by how hot she is. He does whatever he can to keep her in his office as she struts around in her panties. After complaining about not being able to concentrate on his work, Madison realizes what the problem is, he hasn't shot a load in a long time and she is ready and willing to drain his balls with a sloppy blowjob and dirty fuck.

Big Butts Like It Big - Aj Applegate - Escape From Asscatraz

File: 4ov2vnabibuliitbiajappw9k5fichxc.mp4
Size: 341.95 MB
Duration: 35:37
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: The stern new warden at the ZZ Prison has a special disdain for notorious inmate AJ Applegate, who hes locked in solitary confinement with Markus Dupree as her personal guard. Unbeknownst to the new warden, Markus and AJ have been carrying on an affair for months, but newly installed security cameras have them on edge. Although touching, let alone fucking, seems impossible, Markus decides to smuggle in contraband in the form of a vibrating butt plug, which he sneaks in on AJs food tray. With Markus in possession of the remote control, he drives AJ wild, forcing the warden to intervene which gives Markus and AJ the chance to reverse the prisons ingrained power dynamics.

ZZ Series - Riley Reid - Brazzibots: Part 1

File: uha3tnazzserilreijtelmym7ly.mp4
Size: 356.52 MB
Duration: 34:19
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: When investigative reporter Riley Reid receives an exclusive invitation to Dr. Mick Blues Brazzibots factory, she thinks that she is in for a career defining opportunity. Brazzibots have been malfunctioning to disastrous results, and Dr. Blue wants Riley to be the first person to report that he has resolved the issue with his newly re-branded Brazzibots Version 2.0. Once the two meet, Rileys instincts sense something is amiss. When she stumbles upon a mysterious hidden laboratory, shell have to use her cunning, and sex appeal, to try to get herself, and the secrets that lie within, out.

Big Tits at School - Kendra Spade - Magna Cum Loudly

File: fmnmenabitiatsckenspa9rlbo4q42q.mp4
Size: 342.07 MB
Duration: 31:54
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Its graduation day, and Kendra Spade is convinced that she has the grades to finish her degree magna cum laude. She returns from convocation and, standing at her locker, takes out a vibrator to masturbate in celebration. But just as shes getting into it, the dean, Alex Legend, nearly catches her, giving Kendra just enough time to hide her vibrator. When Kendra finds out she hasnt graduated with honors, she decides to go confront Alex. Kendra kicks open Alexs door and brandishes her rolled up diploma at him, only to have the vibrator slip out and land on Alexs desk. Undeterred, Kendra decides she wants Alex to make her magna cum loudly.

Real Wife Stories - Texas Patti - Stood Up, Dicked Down

File: pmkrjnarewisttexpatimicffpfvc.mp4
Size: 321.45 MB
Duration: 31:18
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Gorgeous MILF Texas Patti has made plans with her hubby to take fitness lessons but, when her man stands her up, shes looking at Keiran Lee like a big-dicked piece of meat! When the two go to stretch, dark-haired Texas rubs her juicy ass and beautiful, big tits against Keiran massive hard-on! How can Keiran resist? He came to give tanned Texas a good old-fashioned workout after all!

Hot And Mean - Evelin Stone & Molly Stewart - Restwhoreant Critic

File: cwcsdnahoanmeevemolbalas5k7kn.mp4
Size: 378.04 MB
Duration: 36:41
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Molly Stewart is a notorious restaurant critic and has come to scrutinize a newly opened fine dining establishment. Shes familiar with the tyrant chefs cuisine, and Mollys presence is so terrifying due to the possibility of a scathing review that the entire restaurant has been closed to focus solely on pleasing her. Unfortunately, waitress Evelin Stone is feeling the pressure, and a series of serving blunders, combined with subpar cuisine, leads to fine dining of the pussy-eating variety.

Baby Got Boobs - Gianna Dior - Whoring Out The Red Carpet

File: mzqxfnabagobogiadiohg5mc2i2lu.mp4
Size: 380.78 MB
Duration: 33:46
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Gianna Diors seductive red dress and thigh-high boots need an appropriate setting to match, which is why Markus Dupree has rolled out the literal red carpet for her. From beyond a red curtain, Gianna emerges and struts along a red carpet to where Markus is sitting and appraising her body and outfit. Turned on by what he sees, Markus invites Gianna to tease him on the couch, where Giannas runway walk turns into a sensual worship of Markus cock.

Milfs Like it Big - Chanel Preston - One Lucky Butler

File: hu2e4namiliitbichapreajp5rgaxsa.mp4
Size: 257.17 MB
Duration: 30:24
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Chanel Preston's new butler, Chad White, is in for a treat on his first day of work. Chanel puts her goods on display at every opportunity, but Chad remains professional. When Chanel summons him to the bathroom for a towel, he can't believe his eyes when he discovers she's already naked and in the tub! Finally giving in to temptation, Chad lingers outside the bathroom, watching Chanel rub her tits and pussy, until she sees him. But rather than scolding Chad for his peeping eyes, she wants to treat her new butler to a blowjob and a good fuck!

Milfs Like it Big - Tyler Faith - Sneaking In A Last Minute Facial

File: wdsi6namiliitbitylfaia31l4vthw7.mp4
Size: 393.64 MB
Duration: 28:24
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Tyler Faith is just about to close up shop at her spa when Keiran Lee is dragged in by his bitchy fianc, who wants a facial the day before their wedding. It doesn't take long for Tyler to realize Keiran is about to make the biggest mistake of his life by marrying Bridezilla. Tyler treats Keiran's fianc to a facial mask and covers her ears with the sounds of relaxing music, so she can sneakily give Keiran one last taste of freedom, and her pussy before they fuck behind her back, literally!

Hot And Mean - Kira Noir & Kimber Veils - Banging My Bratty Roommate

File: tslaanahoanmekirkim9dnzsdpjbv.mp4
Size: 289.97 MB
Duration: 26:59
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Kira Noir is fed up with her selfish, disrespectful roommate Kimber Veils. Not only is she using up all of Kiras things, shes also constantly masturbating in shared spaced instead of getting off in her own bedroom. When Kira catches Kimber masturbating on the couch with what she believes to be her vibrator, she has had enough its time to each that bratty roommate of hers a lesson.

Milfs Like it Big - Nina Elle - Love At First Swipe

File: cdozanamiliitbininellxmqxmout9p.mp4
Size: 349.41 MB
Duration: 31:30
Resolution: 854x480
Format: mp4
Description: Nina Elle and her new stepson, Tyler Nixon, cant get along at all, and her husband not wanting to fuck her isnt helping her feel welcome in her new home. Frustrated on all levels, Nina whips out an adult chat app on her phone and starts chatting up a sexy stranger little does she know its that pesky stepson of hers, jerking off in his bedroom right next door! Instead of confronting the young man, she decides to make the most of a sticky situation and fuck him instead!